Rusty Candycane

During sex, sticking a candycane in someone's asshole and putting making them suck it.
This can be done raw and sticky, or after lubing it with saliva or vaginal juices.
This ass to mouth treat is a yule time favorite.

1: "Hey, you hooked up with Cynthia, I heard she likes ass to mouth."
2: "She loves it, but only rusty candycanes."

by ExplosivePenisMusket June 1, 2015

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.

Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

rusty lining

The opposite of a silver lining. It's finding the bad in a good situation.

Person: I'm so happy man. I got an A+ on the math test!
Person's Friend: Only cuz you cheated
Person: Man, why do you always look for the rusty lining?
Person's Friend: Because it's true

by 1 2 X U November 7, 2015

rusty badge

When the area between the balls n butthole is dirty

It's hard to spice his chili hen he has a rusty badge

by Easyrider75 November 14, 2015

Rusty egg

When somebody's balls dry out

Yo did you hear Kevin got the rusty egg

by Original rusty egg January 14, 2016

Rusty windmill

A windmill that's rusty

Wow, look at that rusty windmill

by Gaybe trinsin August 15, 2017