Ripped Produce

Some Fucking Asshole Named Mike who has the easiest shift out of everyone and barely puts up any vegetables, but if one thing is missing the whole mother fucking store is ripped

Ripped Produce Everything was stacked on the store but 1 apple was missing the store is fucked!

by Produceman22 July 10, 2019

rip ass

A synonym for being good at something, eg; playing an instrument, winning games, etc.

Person 1: "Dude I rip ass at playing guitar"
Person 2: "Dude I feel that, I rip ass at Fortnite"

by meowcat1 October 23, 2024

Bonkunoun. rent [noun] an old word for a tear (in clothes etc). rip [noun] a tear or hole.

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Bonkunoun. rent noun an old word for a tear (in clothes etc). rip noun a tear or hole.

by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025

bag ripped

can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.

1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"

2) upon injuring ones self:

Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"

Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:

"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"

(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)

3) upon experiencing anger:

person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."

4) upon intoxicaion:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"

by Clint B. December 31, 2008

Ripped

to hang from a hook at Sport-o-Rama from your boxers. It tears your asshole open.

OMG, did you see Ian get ripped???? He almost bobbed!!!

by -13 hockey boss January 25, 2011

Rip dog

When you are ready to really go after it, alternative to fully sending it.

Hey man, let’s do out and rip dog tonight!

by Ghostfacekilla18 March 3, 2023

Rip and Release

When a young stoner catches a fish bare handed to allow his other stoner friend to blow a bong rip into the fishes face. The fish is then released.

Rip and Release is a common stoner past time in Anchorage, Alaska. Typically a king salmon is yanked out of the water and then blow cannabis smoke, then thrown back into the water.

Hey Kyle, want to hit up the Kenai for some rip and release?

by Pete the wizard October 3, 2020