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Looking for real estate

... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.
I decided it was time for Ripley's afternoon walk when I spotted him looking for real estate.
by BadRipley September 4, 2011
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WhiteHatting In Real Life

Heroic development, good, transcendent good, progressiveistic good, advanced good, worthwhile developmental good beyond the boundaries of computing systems and applied in reality and real life
(Not only penetrative testing amends nor overbrawn, yet perhaps (yet not only) advanced defense (not to only juxtapose defence andor offence)
The majority of the systems, if healthy and functional, doesn't operate by way of BlackHat but rather by way of Whitehat as nighany blackhatting in a perfect system is seen as an error full aberration
Once I focused on WhiteHatting In Real Life I feel that karmicly I can righteously enjoy Transcendent peace
by TranslogicMultisonance January 26, 2023
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Hot girl realness

when you just slay so hard that it is more than slaying so this is the word for that
by heckaroonies August 11, 2023
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Done a Real Plonker

An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.

A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..
Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
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The spoon isn't real

A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.
Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.
by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016
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Immimarie(Real definition)

A person who is so fat that they can be seen from space.
by JoeBidensCat April 10, 2022
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Real Life Women

Something a lot of people do not undestand and are very scared of.

Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.

Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.

And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)

One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt

"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
by Fgyjt June 5, 2023
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