Jump with me

A game played in basketball where two (or more people depending on your athleticism) get into a heated argument and one player tries to dunk on the other while the second player tries to block the shot. Trying to demonstrate that one is the weaker player athletically.

Alex: "Dude you can't dunk!! I could block you no problem."
Andrew: "Oh yeah? Jump with me then."
Alex jumps, gets dunked on, then is banned from the gym for being a little bitch.

by BoomGoesTheDynoMite October 20, 2016

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could not be me

On god you will NEVER catch me in that situation my g

Friend 1: "Damn my nigga reese got caught lackin"
Friend 2: *pats the 9 in his pants* Could not be me fam"

by TheTroofth October 26, 2018

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There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011

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For me not for thee

"for me not for you", it's an old english Shakespearian way of saying "it's for me not for thee (you)"

The package is for me not for thee, bugger off thee!

by SomeDude2022 February 15, 2022

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pickle me

To give someone a pickle.

Gurl: Can you pickle me?
Boi: Do you want dill or bread and butter?

by Penguinandpickles January 25, 2017

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Jazzin me

an old fashion subsitute for 'kidding me/bullshitting me'

guy 1: ok, so I'll sell you my 1992 honda for $20,000
guy 2: for that piece of shit? ya jazzin me.....

bob: hey dude, fred scored with ur sister katy last night
dude: what? nah...ya jazzin me

by BarbadosBoy July 6, 2009

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