Cinema-Job

Getting a blow job in a movie theater

Aaron: "Dude Jen gave me a Cinema-Job durin' Sahara"
Ryan: "Wow that movie must have really sucked"
Aaron: "Ya, it sucked the second time to..."
Ryan: "You lucky bastard..."

by Mr. Joe Hungry March 25, 2008

Schmib Job

A complete and utter failure at any particular activity (sports, driving, walking, etc...), when a person does something so horribly that it warrants laughter it is appropriate for one to yell out "Schmib Job"

Wow that guy that just tripped over the curb pulled off one hell of a schmib job.

by kantori84 July 20, 2009

Grape Job

When a girl or boy stuffs their mouth and nose with grapes, and proceeds to give head to someone while having grapes in their mouth and nose to stimulate the receiving party.

One can give themselves a Grape Job, this would require them to remove a rib though.

She's a freak! She wanted to give me a grape job

by cumguzler25 October 23, 2019

brita job

when you drink a large quantity of water (2+ liters at one time), then have a female partner perform Fellatio/give you a BJ/head, and then unbeknownst to them unload a stream of piss in her mouth. Normally done as an act of Vengence or as a comical surprise.

Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "baby, I just gave you a Brita job"

Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "Yea Fuck Chuck behind my back, You fucked up! Now get outta my house!" I thought that was a secret, how did he find out.

by Gezu$ January 26, 2010

Job Suckurity

Continued employment assured by the natural expression of incompetence and stupidity of your co-workers.

Since I'm the only one who can get anything done around here, I have plenty of job suckurity.

by jobsuckurity July 9, 2010

halo job

When a woman gives a blow job while her male partner plays some form of video game.

Dude the other day i got a halo job, while on xbox live. I totally pwned this one nub while i cam in my girlfriends mouth, best thursday ever

by fakename124816 May 17, 2010

Puppy Job

Licking a face after eating ass and performing oral on a dude.

Hey dude your girls just gave you a puppy job

by Lyf3_truth February 19, 2019