Corrallary to a conventional long distance relationship a super long distance relationship is a relationship with someone who is at an even greater distance like someone from another planet, dimension, or time period.
Melodica: Would you like to come to the jelly-tot cabaret with me tonight?
Harmonica: Sorry I can't I'm going to be spending time with my boyfriend.
Melodica: I didn't know you were in a relationship.
Harmonica: We're involved in a super long-distance relationship. It's a bit complicated. He's from another time period and may or may not be fictional.
Harmonica: Sorry I can't I'm going to be spending time with my boyfriend.
Melodica: I didn't know you were in a relationship.
Harmonica: We're involved in a super long-distance relationship. It's a bit complicated. He's from another time period and may or may not be fictional.
by BeerPongHandCuffs January 05, 2011
When two dudes interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and jerk themselves (not each other) off. The act is considered neither gay nor cheating.
No bruh. Tom didn't cheat on Cindy. Him and Bobby were totally just Long Island Strong Arming it after the big win in the locker room.
by M2B2D2 March 28, 2015
since you've been gone,
i've been singing this stupid song so i could ponder
the sanity of your mother
(boom boom)
"its been so long / fnaf 2 song"
i've been singing this stupid song so i could ponder
the sanity of your mother
(boom boom)
"its been so long / fnaf 2 song"
by theropesayoriused September 29, 2022
by veggieman November 06, 2012
Like the Budweiser commercials, a group of you and two other friends say this in a row to piss off others near by. Also you should us character while saying each word.
First friend: WADE!
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!
While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!
While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)
by Zarcry September 27, 2007
by starofcaramel December 21, 2011
person1: dude wanna go to subway
person2: no man lets just chill at my place
person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
person2: no man lets just chill at my place
person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
by dr.fuzz March 29, 2010