the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

a sentance with every letter in the english lexicon typically used to test typewritters or keyboards to test if all letters work

Customer: "my keyboard doesnt work"
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied

by why is everything being used April 12, 2022

Have you ever been bungee jumping?

The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.

Have you ever been bungee jumping?… shut up Daniel NO

by Yes… April 20, 2022

Jumping giraffe

Two ppl naked on a trampoline one punches the other in the throat then proceeds jumping

Bitch I'll do a jumping giraffe on you

by Bkush420 April 20, 2022

skip the jump

to be lazy, idle, late, moronic

" man, did that << | WURF skip the jump . . . . "

by Mr. Barrett April 5, 2005

jump little chilren

the best band alive. see jay clifford

i went to a jlc concert the other week and i got all hot and botherd.

by one sexy ninja December 23, 2003

Ski jump

When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.

She hung her head over the bed and then i ski jumped a load…

by Mik3Leo November 10, 2021

Jump Cum

When you’re banging a girl from behind and she’s on a step stool but too high so you have to jump multiple times to cum in her.

That chick’s like 4 foot two! Definitely gonna have to jump cum!

by DidntNahSoIChecked March 19, 2022