The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016
Get the Jump on a grenademug. Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.
SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.
SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.
by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021
Get the jumping jack jesusmug. person:hey have you heard off the new jumping po toy
person that got infected by jumping po: JUMPING PO LOVES TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN
person that got infected by jumping po: JUMPING PO LOVES TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN
by Louie_thecutestpug July 8, 2021
Get the jumping pomug. Bungy jumping is the biggest damn adrenaline rush you can ever experience while alive. If you do it, you are going to get dropped off a huge cliff, you'll only have your legs tied up to an elastic rope. When you get to the bottom you might me able to touch the water. its soooooo fkn awesome!
It is one of the MUST DO if you ever find yourself in New Zealand. NZ has got so many places where you can practise this mean sport. Take the plunge.
It is one of the MUST DO if you ever find yourself in New Zealand. NZ has got so many places where you can practise this mean sport. Take the plunge.
A: Bo! I went to Taupo and did that bungy jumping shit aye
B: Aye? Bet ya it was mean as, was it?
A: Fuck yea bo!
B: Aye? Bet ya it was mean as, was it?
A: Fuck yea bo!
by Juan Vidal January 2, 2009
Get the Bungy Jumpingmug. by Spdillon503 July 24, 2020
Get the Cliff jumpingmug. a person who is good at jumping ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and tries to force a jump failer to go off a ramp.
cody: come on dude i dont care if your a jump failer just jump it
john: no stop being a fucking jump forcer.
john: no stop being a fucking jump forcer.
by makutassead November 8, 2009
Get the jump forcermug. The practice of two men pouring heat wax over eachothers foreskins and jumping to rip the foreskin off, this is an alternative way to quote "get circumcised"
Dude one: Bro have you heard Kyle and Shane did the Minnesota Jump Rope together?
Dude two: Crazy work.
Dude two: Crazy work.
by FSJK August 21, 2025
Get the Minnesota Jump Ropemug.