Joe the Plumber

Brother of Mike the Mechanic, son of Jane the Prostitute, father of Jonny, the chronic falling-down-well child, husband of Wonderwoman.

Friend to all?

1) In your entry, link to other words with square brackets.

2) Joe the Plumber is everyone's fair weather friend.

by sux0r February 23, 2009

Joe Torre

The greatest manager to have ever managed any baseball franchise in the History of the game. Its a shame that the Yankee Admin made him a crappy offer he had to refuse.

Steinbrenner, " how do I get to the playoffs for the next 12 years?"

New Yorkers , " Very simple, you idiot, KEEP JOE TORRE!"

by dezign maverik November 6, 2007

fat joe

stupid hungry fat idiot who eats sneakers but only allows people to see them licking them, that why u always see him wearing new shoes. He's a racist wannabe whose fat and like to use viagra.

yo man, fat joe just ate a dozen sneakers and now he's goin to McDonalds, WTF??!!

by fatbackcrackjoehater September 18, 2006

Joe 'Perfect'

A Joe is a friend that you can always have a laugh with, a good friend but also a very feminine friend with an attraction to short-shorts, dogs and anything particularly queer. But a Joe is an amazing friend and if a girl is lucky enough to get a Joe, they shouldn't let him go because he is, more often than not, the best guy you will ever be with. He is very thoughtful and will always say what he thinks is right. A Joe is also very sexy and has a huge penis... that is all.

Girl: That guys dick was HUUGE... He was defiantly a Joe.
Guy: Yeahh I did notice the short-shorts he was wearing...
Girl: Obviously a Joe 'Perfect'

by TeehBubbleWrappedUnicorn April 19, 2010

doable joe

A man who, while possessing no extraordinary properties, is acceptable enough to have sexual relations with when no better prospects are available.

Bill wasn't much to look at, but he was still a doable joe.

by pygmy_possum July 27, 2008

Transitional Joe

A boyfriend that comes soon after a big break-up, who is more of a friend than a lover.

Josef was a "transitional joe" for Casey, after she broke up with Steven. It got her mind off of the bad times she was going through, her transition between being taken to being single.

by Dmitri1988 March 29, 2008

homie Joe

Just another way of saying whats up homie

Yo, yo, homie Joe

by Nyall cook December 16, 2008