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Slam Jelly

Mmm Quite. Come on and Slam, and welcome to the Jelly.

Yes what a slam jelly

RIgHT QuiCK
by Big_Nibba December 14, 2017
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Jelly Beaning

To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.
I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.
by StoneyC August 20, 2018
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Jelly Sandwich

They are such a good couple. They must be a Jelly Sandwich.
by Antisocialperson December 21, 2018
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jellyed

Swinded, screwed over, cheated, lied to, stolen from
I got jellyed on that trade.
by Beerdeity September 21, 2016
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A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
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Jelly Bean

A GREAt person who is soft and nice no homo
Some Gay: Who Jelly Bean
Me: Best person to breathe
by iamnotgay1 September 22, 2017
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jelly trap

Jared just jelly trapped your ass.
by Flask master March 6, 2025
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