petroleum jelly

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.

New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 7, 2023

Chicken Jelly

A slur aimed at an older male - normally part of a group but identified as the weakest one - will typically look slightly 'noncey' to the aggressor but as the weakest, will withdraw with the intimidation from the presence felt.

Look they have a chicken jelly over there - let's get over there and blast some balls at him

by Byfolds69 May 21, 2025

Jelly Cats

A great person who is always there for their friends and helps alot when you're going through stuff. An all round great person who you are lucky to be friends with! They also love gore

Person 1: Jelly cats is awesome!
Person 2: ye! They helped me out of a rough patch the other day!
Person 3: is it true they have jelly beans instead of brain cells?

by DragonQueen 75829 November 15, 2022

Jelli

a person who is completely baked and can’t hide it to save their life

drew: dude ur so jelli. how many hits did you take?

by PackOpenerUltraLord August 16, 2019

Jellied Male Grindset

The Jellied Male Grindset (JMG) refers to a hardworking individual that specifically focuses on developing roblox games.

Man, he really must have a Jellied Male Grindset. I've never seen him do anything other than working on Strange Place...

by The Mighty Snappers May 7, 2022

Jelly Phantom

One who smacks jelly on toast while staring into the eyes of thy enemies.

Person1:Hey man, who was that guy at the party smacking jelly?
Person2: I thought he was your friend
Person3:That wasn't a girl right?
Person2: Lets just call that creature, The Jelly Phantom

by Iwontusemyrealname_butitskaila March 26, 2017

Jelly Job

Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.

by superchubs July 4, 2024