i-vert

I-vert is short for an introverted pervert. It’s especially helpful when you are shy and dating and you want to express yourself without saying you have a perverted sense of humor.

When Patrick and Robyn discovered they were both i-verts, they knew the days of dating websites were over.

by HOLO 2.0 July 6, 2020

I-deaf

The inability to hear because the listener has headphone from an MP-3 player on.

I didn't hear what you were saying yesterday, because I was probably I-deaf.

by Daddy_jeffy December 22, 2008

i poop

A skyrim character I created AKA the real dragonborn

Person1: your not the dragonborn

Dovakin: I poop

by Idiotcowboy69 August 22, 2021

And I oop-

'and i oop" is a phrase used by those who have been dropped on their head too many times and have severe brain concussions.

its also a mating call for all turtles to beach themselve so we can feed them metal instead of plastic WOw

Faith: neIGh
kendall: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HORSE
cancer patient: And I oop-

by PeppaWHATAREYOUDOINGINMYswamp October 10, 2019

I gotchu

Short for 'I got you"
A reassurance given when owed something, but likely will never get what you are owed.

Tom: You got that $200 you owe me?
Jamie: Man don't worry, I gotchu

by TylerRyan December 23, 2021

I table

When a person thinks hes a table (something really common)

Me:hey timmy how ya doing?
Timmy:i prefer not to be called "timmy" i table now.

by Uncanny April 23, 2022

I was thonged

"I was thonged* is when someone threw a thong at you.

I was thonged by my girlfriend.

by Thatsawkward. December 7, 2016