Firefighter #1: Hey that guy knows how to use a fire hose
Firefighter #2: Of course he does! Just look at that Giant horse vagina
Firefighter #2: Of course he does! Just look at that Giant horse vagina
by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010
Get the Giant Horse Vagina mug.Putting the cart before the horse is doing something in the opposite or reverse order, as in "Don't put the cart before the horse."
by Jack Hayslett September 17, 2008
Get the cart before the horse mug.A Trojan Mongorian Horse is a deceptive weapon inspired by the infamous Trojan Horse that the Greek's used to trick Troy during the Trojan War. The difference being that no one is inside of a Trojan Mongorian Horse, because it is filled with Sweet and Sour Pork, a substance known to be hot and sticky and the main weakness of Tuong Lu Kim (aside from being Asian, having English as a second language, and being subject to the worst possible speech impediment that could result from those two qualities), owner and manager of the City Wok in South Park, Colorado.
"Oh I get it, a Trojan Mongorian Horse. Mongorians are hiding inside, tinking that I bring it in da' shitty wall, d'en Mongorians pop out and destroy shitty wall from da' inside out without gettin' da' sweet and souwa pork on day head. Okay, I'll pray arong" - Tuong Lu Kim
by DriftEJ20 April 26, 2011
Get the Trojan Mongorian Horse mug.A simple form of greeting used between 2 men or a man to a woman. can also be used as an ice breaker.
1. man 1- good day sir
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.
2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir
3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.
2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir
3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?
by mattbrandyjay February 21, 2009
Get the floppy horse penis mug.by Bob L March 30, 2004
Get the hold your horses mug.basically means: calm the f* down; especially when you're in a situation that is basically unnecessary
sam: i can't go anywhere without my magazine ! i have to have my magazine ! if i dont have my magazine im not gonna be able to read it !
daisy: chill your horse ! we're coming back in 10 mins !
daisy: chill your horse ! we're coming back in 10 mins !
by dng1013 February 6, 2010
Get the chill your horse mug.The poor excuse for a desert marketed as the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. As a successor to the original Chocolate Frosty it is a complete failure and anyone buying it obviously loves horse cock.
Wendy's Employee: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."
by Steven Cartman Dangler III February 26, 2011
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