The Holland Heater

When you take apart the wiring for a space heater and clamp the exposed wires to the females nipples. You then proceed to have sex with her while flipping the switch for the heater randomly causing a jolt of electricity to run through her and arousing her until climax.

This woman claimed I couldn't get her to climax, so i introduced her to The Holland Heater... She still can't walk right. Even her speech is slurred now.

by My Dad Said November 2, 2021

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022

i’m heated

a way of expressing anger

person 1: i’m so heated right now omg
person 2: why are you mad?

i’m heated simply means “i’m mad”

by salty bath water July 25, 2023

Back door water heater

When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.

That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?

by M. Byrd March 1, 2024

Revenge of the heated seat

When your car smells like baked ass.

Al: Man does your car stink.

Zach: Yeah I know. I gave Carl from accounting ride to work this morning, he said he was running late so had to skip the shower.
Al: Smells like a case of the revenge of the heated seat.

Zach: Next time I am telling him to get his rank ass on the bus.

by cut the cards February 26, 2026