David Warman

A person who talks a lot about important stuff that no one but themselves understand.

He kept talking but I did not get a word, he really pulled a David Warman.

by FU 2016 November 29, 2016

David Zaydman

A name typically given to a Russian Jew who is tall, smart, funny, and sexy. He is athletic and would make sure you will have a good time with him no matter who you are. However, if you annoy him a lot, he would hunt you down and be an asshole to you too. He typically likes money and does one sport well. He also enjoys looking and taking pictures of cars.

Person 1: Wow is that David Zaydman?
Person 2: OMFG that is!
Both: I want to be like him.

by AwesomeDMZ May 4, 2021

Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

Christian David

Sexy ass nigger

Christian David is a Sexy ass nigger

by BBC Network May 28, 2022

David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground

Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon

by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018

David Cumberland

David is a proper gay person who loves massive throbbing cocks up his tight wrinkly arse hole. His foreskin wraps round his waist almost 4 times as he grows it out. His tits dangle down to his big toe.

‘Did u hear that David Cumberland had an affair on his wife with his Uncle’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’

by MyDadLeft8YearsAgo November 28, 2019

David Danton

a man that has an extremely huge dick and afflicted to Russian God Danton

David Danton a young man that's has a huge future

by Dr. Deumeh August 17, 2021