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critical coffee 

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.
"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
critical coffee by bustrud March 9, 2023
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Hot Coffee 

A mod for GTA SA and GTA 5 to prove how greedy Take Two Interactive and Rockstar games is.
You should not use Hot Coffee in this motherfrickin case! Well $hit.
Hot Coffee by Mark1106 March 20, 2023

big coffee energy 

An affectionate way to refer to someone who's tired and overworked all the time.
Person 1: "why is he so grumpy all the time"
Person 2: "nah dude he just has big coffee energy"

tweektweaks.coffee 

hey do you watch tweektweaks.coffee edits?
friend: no...

well u should!!

Dirty Coffee 

When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.
My wife gave me a dirty coffee yesterday

Millstone Coffee 

a brand of coffee sold in the US, a division of the J.M. Smucker Company.

Millstone Coffee 

a brand of coffee sold in the US, a division of the J.M. Smucker Company. The company sold whole bean and ground coffee in retail settings and on its website.
On September 9, 2016, J.M. Smucker Co. announced its decision to discontinue the Millstone Coffee brand, citing 'lack of sustainable demand