Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.

"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"

by OligSlaughter September 6, 2013

Coffee

I mean, I'm going to be having coffee either way...

Hym "Coffee? The would undoubtedly be the weirdest fucking thing that has ever happened."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023

Coffee

Someone you want to wake up to in the morning, especially a sexual partner. <Inspired by Miguel song - Coffee>

His game is so hot, I'ma need some cream with that coffee.

by gumboverde February 5, 2017

Coffee Cup

Coffee Cup is the name of the Cafe which is featured by superheroes! It is cozy and versatile. Its balanced ambiance allows you to convert your corner from professional meetings to hangouts, to under the carpet dates. The food is de-li-cious.
Oh, and did we mention, they have the best Coffee in Hyderabad. Even Star-Lord can’t beat this DC heaven.

Sheesh dude, hurry! We have got to get to our corner at Coffee Cup, they’re waiting!

by sri.ivan November 24, 2021

coffee spout

How your anus is referred to during an enema.

There was some chunks coming out of my coffee spout

by Apokalypse November 13, 2020

coffee cake ass

A coffee cake is usually used by thirsty douche bags when they see a women with a nice butt. They would disrespect her by yelling "Coffee Cake Ass!!" Your butt brings the douche bags to the yard.

Ina: Dam girl you got a coffee cake ass!!
Jake: Bring that CCA over here girl!!

booty BB Bubble Butt fuck boi

by kys.kms June 27, 2016

smell the coffee

When you hustle all day, keep working like crazy and are in execution mode 24/7, you often forget to recognise the amazing things you've built and done along the way.

That's when you need to take some time, reflect, recharge and be proud of what you've achieved: That's "smelling the coffee", or "smell the coffee".

"I've been working non-stop on these projects for the last quarters! It's crazy!"
"You should definitely take some time to reflect. Take a step back! Don't forget to 'smell the coffee'..."!

by trex_downasaur June 26, 2020