Brandon

A super senior in high school who can’t talk to girl because they can’t stand the smell from his long dirty hair. He is the most basic spic and is prefers men because he likes to get man handled.

Look it’s Brandon kissing that guy, it smells so bad.

by Llam1941 June 7, 2023

Brandon

Has a long gurrrrrthy juicy d*ck

If u see Brandon suck him off

by Cool guy November 22, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is commonly known as "Pizza face". Brandons have so many pimples that they can last a whole YEAR on them. Brandons seem to have boyfriends who start with the letter "M"
Brandons also seem to like to be called "dad" or "pizza face 🍕"
Brandons seem to hate all the Claire's and Emma's and Kayley's

Brandons are sussy

Brandon is stinky and fishy

by Bob Ross 614 October 22, 2019

Brandon

He’s a wonderful guy that you can ever meet. If ur dating Brandon your very lucky cause he will also care about you and love you a lot.

Gaby-“I’m so lucky I’m dating Brandon!”
Itzel-“true you guys make a cute couple.”

by Gaby his gf April 5, 2019

Brandon

An nickname for Joe Biden. The 46th president of the United States.

It originated from the popular phrase "lets go Brandon"

P1: why are the fuel prices so high?
P2: you can thank (president) Brandon for this.

by Ik ben goed July 22, 2022

Brandon

Not cute very introverted when a girl walks by he gets nervous and goes the opposite direction girls usually decide to date his popular freind Brett that can any girl just by smiling at them.

Brandon is not liked, like his freind Brett,

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Brandon

oh man... to be honest i'm at a lost with words on how to describe my feelings for this boy :)

he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3

"who's that goofy dork over there? :)"
"oh! that's Brandon <3"

by sav :P October 22, 2022