doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
Get the Long Distance Boyfriend Taxmug. Him:wanna be my girlfriend
Her:no you discussing peace of trash
Him:your right I would be a bad boyfriend
Her:no you discussing peace of trash
Him:your right I would be a bad boyfriend
by 3526252626@urmom.com December 10, 2019
Get the Boyfriendmug. August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.
“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?
“Whatever the fuck he wanted”!
National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him
“Whatever the fuck he wanted”!
National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him
by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021
Get the National Boyfriend Daymug. On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.
Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me
pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.
Person two: of course my beloved.
Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.
pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.
Person two: of course my beloved.
Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.
by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025
Get the International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures daymug. A simp who lives to serve his hoe, fulfills her every want and whim, does everything perfectly, is immune to typical boyfriend error.
Will enthusiastically bend over the bed and take the peg to please his woman without her even asking.
Will enthusiastically bend over the bed and take the peg to please his woman without her even asking.
by Ana1999 June 14, 2024
Get the robo boyfriendmug. by markwasowzki May 9, 2019
Get the National grab your boyfriends dick daymug. Something you will never have cause you waiting for the real life Mitch Rapp to come along. Or the real life version of any Dylan O'Briens characters.
by Just a country girl July 17, 2022
Get the Boyfriendmug.