blow your top

Lose your cool. You lost your ability to control your emotions. Same as blowing a gasket.

Please don't blow your top again today if the Seahawks don't win! I can't afford to replace another smashed TV.

by NursAM2017 October 23, 2015

blow one's shot

To squander an opportunity.

I had only one shot at the title and I blew it.

by ltbugaf July 7, 2005

Bemidji Blow Dry

When a man shoots a dry puff of air out of his cock when climaxing and holds in all the jizz. This results in a whooshing of air towards the women that blow dries her hair if pointed towards the face.

Man 1: I thought Shandra had corn rows? She looks like my boy Einstein over there!

Man 2: Her hair looked tight earlier begore my boy Big John took her in the closet. No hiding the fact he gave her a Bemidji Blow Dry now. Judging by the fro' he didn't hit the Ion button either.

Man 1: Aaahhhh. That's why she's running her hand through her hair. Crazy still can't figure out nothing came out but the poof. Big John's got more air than the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man!

by Elizabeth Shue February 20, 2013

blow job

simply to suck a man's penis until he squirts

oj loves giving a good blow job every now and then

by Kagome_1274 July 27, 2006

blow this taco stand

get the heck out of a place

I'm gonna graduate in December and blow this taco stand.

by Annn On October 14, 2008

Mountainous Blow Job

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.

Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"

by Zack N119 December 21, 2020

Mountain Blow Pig

A typically overweight or relatively unattractive woman used exclusively for sex or sexual acts, from a more rural community or region.

Let's go to the local dive bar and wrangle us up a few mountain blow pigs!

by Mbp19 November 29, 2019