august 27th 2023

Mysta Rias’ Graduation

That day, August 27th 2023, JST is the day that Mysta Rias finally rest and graduates

by Kazunono July 25, 2023

August 29

The day when the worst stinkiest smelliest fat people are born

August 29 is stink

by ihykan January 16, 2024

August 1st

National brother eugh day is on august 1st, instead of national girlfirend day it’s national brother eugh day!!

August 1st 2021…

“Yo it’s august first national brother eugh day, say brother eugh dawg!!”

“Brother eughh”

by dyner1 September 11, 2024

August 2nd

On August 2 the bitchiest fattest boys are born. Normally there name begins with an L and ends in a S. altho these boys play nice and sweet once you fall in love they show the true colours. DONT FALL FOR THEM

Girl one: omg I got a new boyfriend his birthday is august 2nd

Girl two: just wait for the true colours

by …dumbo… March 9, 2022

August 8 + 9

Suck your brothers milk day

Me: it’s the days august 8 + 9
Him: Noo!

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022

august

absolute fucking gigachad, this man has a cock the size of empire state building. HIs nicknames are eiffel tower, 100 pound compound, and pussy destroyer. This man has guns and abs of steel, and will never back down from a fight.

man, august is such a fucking giga chad!

by daking12468 June 17, 2022

August

The smartest, most caring guy in the world. With hair or without, he looks gorgeous no matter what he does. And he may or may not be the best at chess and the mini-crossword, but never better at the wordle.

"August is going to marry Mackenzie one day, he stole that girls heart as soon as he cooked her steak and did face masks with her."

by stargirl2002 June 18, 2025