Cluster Duck

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself

Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally

by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020

Mud Duck

A person who is totally complacent in substandard ideals. Usually very closed minded.

He lives in a trailer house and uses epitats eating his frozen pizza watching nascar. Such a mud duck.

by AJuaNai October 2, 2017

peking duck

Blowing breath into your partner's mouth during a half-open-mouthed kiss which make him or her looks like a peking duck.
1: find a partner
2: ask him/her nicely if they want to try the peking duck kiss
3: if they agree, grab their face and make sure they won't run away like a duck
4: do the normal kissing, but add a little bit air blowing and see how they like it
5: if they do, blow more
6: if they do not, blow more, if you fail, go back to step 3
7: enjoy

Me: I gave my boyfriend a peking duck kiss...
BFF: How does he like it?
Me: He broke up with me. I blow him away. lol

by HoleyCow October 29, 2017

Fuck and duck

When you hook up and duck outta there

Damn bryan way to fuck and duck becky

by 18447939384;7478392/948( March 4, 2017

Ducking the tape

One trying to be a hero and look like they don't do the same thing there bitching about to the person to who is doing

Molly says hey want to smoke some weed

Jeffrey says sure i want to get high

10 mins later Molly feels she needs to voice her mouth to say Jeffrey u shouldn't be smoking weed u have a problem

Jeffery says why are you ducking the tape it's not cool to duck the tape

by Sweet Silly sugar June 23, 2013

tame duck

An outgoing president who has no real power and never had before, being himself ruled like a puppet by his master.

- Why does Medvedev look so upset of losing the office? For him, nothing has changed - he never was a president and wouldn't be again.
- Yeah, the tame duck is just quacking.

by Comestuff September 27, 2011

Duck sauce

The fluid that comes out of your butthole when playing sports when it’s hot outside after you ate something that upset your stomach

I had a lot of duck sauce and duck sauces in his moms mouth

by xkrymzi July 9, 2018