AMONG US

amog us amoing us amkong us GERTBROUT BGTOIAOMY JABRUEA UEK929292939248992 among us XDDD

person #1 : among us
person #2 : GERT OUT OF MY GEHAD

by AMONGUS0020220 June 2, 2022

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I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.

She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!

by Pope X November 26, 2024

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no us

When you want to use "no u" but remember that you're a communist

Random person: u mom gay
Joeseph Stalin: No us
Random person: e x c u s e m e
*soviet anthem plays*

by the enormous yeet December 13, 2018

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I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....

Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.

by chigman452 September 30, 2022

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