The state bird of Mary-Canada. It can only be seen if you take marijuana, cocaine, mushrooms, and extacy at the same time. Evil dragon is very rude and often interrupts presentations.
by marykatkinz January 1, 2012
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"Aganar the Elder is such a fucking welfare dragon. He's 500 years old and weighs over sixteen tons, but God forbid he get off his lazy ass and contribute to society!"
by Chao Hong Beetleballs April 26, 2014
Get the welfare dragon mug.An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.
Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector
Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.
guy: it's my smoke detector
Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.
by Nickmackpattywhaxk February 11, 2014
Get the Dragon in the bush mug.When a chick is deep throating you and you do not warn her that you are about to cum. If she is out of breath she will spew cum all over you like a fire breathing dragon.
by THEpitDickler May 22, 2017
Get the Spewing Dragon mug.They ruined my campaign, George, they killed the ally King in the First session, oh god, i don't think i Will ever play a Full dungeons and Dragons campaign
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Get the Dungeons and Dragons mug.A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.
A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
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by Floof Master Dragon Tits Lord December 23, 2008
Get the Floof Dragon mug.Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.
G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."
B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."
B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."
by Benny Dawg January 16, 2011
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