Looking for real estate

... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.

I decided it was time for Ripley's afternoon walk when I spotted him looking for real estate.

by BadRipley September 4, 2011

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Real Winky Hours

That time of night (historically past midnight) when the mind starts to stray, often resulting in much more suggestive messaging between two individuals. Said messages will often end with a "winky face".

I'm starting to feel a tingle, we must be approaching Real Winky Hours babe

by thomaspott3r December 27, 2019

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Death=Real Death

A rule in writing that says that if something happens to a character that would kill them in real life, they die. exceptions are present, such as if they have healing powers or something happens to resurrect or save them legitimately. usually, this rule is abandoned in favor of a much more fan-pleasing rule, "if you didn't see the body, they are not dead. "

"wait, did that guy really die? he only fell off the roof."
"Death=Real Death, dude. sorry"

by starcasme September 29, 2018

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real groovy hours

The time in the day when you are in a groovy mood especially when you listen to music

"yo this song is making me feel a type of way, its real groovy hours"

by squidysgalaxy February 11, 2018

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real time loling

the act of using your bodily movements from laughing to express laughter in a text or IM (slapping the H and A keys while laughing)

Sean: ahahhahhahhahhah
Jake: That was a shaky laugh bro
Sean: it was legit. I was real time loling

by Leberry January 21, 2011

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Real Nigga Superior

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He is the Captain of the U.S.S. SimpleBitch; around here, we keep it SimpleBITCH, NOW back to your station you simple bitch.
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