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Ninja Dump

To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.
hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.
by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014
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Ninja Shits

When you have finished going Number Two, and suddenly feel more on the way.
"Man, got half way out when I got struck by Ninja Shits"
by Ormagoden September 1, 2014
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pants ninja

(noun) A pants thief. One who steals pants by any means necessary. Rather be with wit, humor, charm or by whipping out his katana, the pants will be surrendered.
"Watch out for that pants ninja, he got my girl pregnant."
by PantsNinja February 8, 2015
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Penis Ninja

An assassin who uses stealth and guile to assassinate a penis, often causing death to the owner of that penis. Scissors, knives, razors, and fire are typical weapons of a penis ninja. An historical example of a penis ninja would be the woman who killed Genghis Khan by slicing off his royal penis. Lorena Bobbitt is a more modern penis ninja of note, although her intended target managed to survive and was reunited with it's body.
I found out Jasmine carries a tanto knife in her purse. I hope she's not a penis ninja.
by Flavius Schmoesephus December 12, 2016
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Pootang Ninja

A skilled master in the art of getting the Pootang .
Whoa bro, I didn't know i hang with a Pootang ninja. Can you me show your ways?
by Joboy232 October 18, 2015
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ninja blow

A blow job usually consisting of a male getting blown with out him knowing till he ejaculates.
I had no idea i was getting ninja blown!!!
by Blakboi66 October 19, 2015
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Ninja Kick

Used as a funeral term to descride AIDS or any other extreme STD
Boy 1: Did you fuck Sally?
Boy 2: Nahh, she the ninja kick. She is getting treated in the hospital.
by DickSwinger1922 December 3, 2015
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