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Brush Ninja

A person (usually a hiker) who goes where they please, sneaking though the brush on private property to get to their destination.
David's a brush ninja, he cut through that farmers land to get to granite mountain.
by hiking guy March 19, 2017
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Ramen Ninja

A ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. Ramen Ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.
1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.
by Proudryukin the Short July 18, 2012
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Ninja Ram

a much better mascot then the bangor rams
the ninja rams pwn'd the witches on friday
by JJSweetBags May 16, 2007
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Ninja Dart

When you dress up as a ninja run into a room unseen ejaculate on someone and leave unseen
I can't wait to ninja dart that bitch tonight.
by Mudmanjr June 12, 2018
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shadow ninja

that horse is like shadow ninja
by kayden omniverse January 13, 2018
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Suck Ninja

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.
Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!
by ibehim1 March 28, 2012
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Ninja Dump

To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.
hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.
by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014
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