Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!
by EdlowetArus April 24, 2020
Get the You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow!mug. When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.
by Cockgobbler9000 March 13, 2023
Get the The forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girlmug. noun: a guy on discord that is annoying or stupid he gets upset very easily and most likely looks like the guy from the poler express or satin his hobbies usually include playing stupid games like rocket leag or cs go he loves balls and he is the route of all evil
oh yeah btw he really likes cars
oh yeah btw he really likes cars
by the guy 123456 September 14, 2021
Get the stupid cowmug. by Cocky Roach August 1, 2024
Get the Holy Cowmug. 
A Hindu person. This is not only because the cow is an incarnation of their lord Krishna but because it's their mother as it provides its nourishing milk and urine for free. The plural form of the "son of a cow" is Cow's children.
Canadian 1: Sorry look at that person! What is he doing?
Canadian 2: Sorry, he's a son of a cow, he's shitting on the street.
Canadian 1: Hahaha nice!
Canadian 2: Sorry, he's a son of a cow, he's shitting on the street.
Canadian 1: Hahaha nice!
by Trumpanzee June 30, 2025
Get the Son of a cowmug. by boo boo butt 13 April 9, 2020
Get the cowmug.