douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.

by image969 December 31, 2007

Tokyo sex whale

A large woman who proceeds to throw herself on top of you like a whale breeching.

She was so into me, she pulled an absolute tokyo sex whale

by Shaneybabyboi January 27, 2023

Whale Tailin'

Going into town looking for chicks with exposed thongs

Dude, im goin ta downtown Bethel for some whale tailin'

by Joshsquach April 30, 2018

Whale's Vagina

When Covid related postponements destroy your Fantasy Football lineup and you can't field a starting roster.

Ferg's team had a Whale's Vagina situation when the Titans and Steelers postponed.. He could only utilize 7 of his 16 fantasy football players.

by Clowns taste funny October 02, 2020

Calling Whales

When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.

I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned

or

Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?

Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.

by PoschSpice30 March 19, 2024

Cater Whaling

Person or a group of people, notably fatso, who eats catering food DAILY! Especially in corporate environment.

"Good lord, look at that fatso, she's Cater Whaling daily, no time to clean! Trash is overloaded and torn apart!"

by omegafood November 14, 2019

whale queef

When a whale has a loose vagina and let's out a fart--through the vagina

"Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"

by Pinkieforest69 June 05, 2017