stoner 

stoner - a person who smokes cannibus regularly. Stoners are laid back, harmless and fun to chill with. Often made fun of by arrogant dirtbag high-school football players who think their gonna make it somewhere in life with no talent at all. Its ironic how those people will only make it as far as mcdonalds in their career (straight edge dicks that is).

Hey man lets go hang out with that stoner, he seems like a friendly guy.

stoner by m-w highhhh April 22, 2009

Stoner Logic 

When a stoner suddenly thinks that almost every word in the dictionary has something to do with marijuana.

An example of classic stoner logic.

Purple- Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

- I thought it was simply a color..

Stoner Logic by Ilackimagination December 19, 2009

Stonehill College 

Stonehill is a selective Catholic college located near Boston on a beautiful 375-acre campus in Easton, Massachusetts. With a student:faculty ratio of 13:1, the College engages over 2,300 students in 80+ rigorous academic programs in the liberal arts, sciences, and pre-professional fields. The Stonehill community helps students to develop the knowledge, skills, and character to meet their professional goals and to live lives of purpose and integrity.

Stonehill is ranked among the top national liberal arts colleges for how well its students learn through internships and study abroad, for having some of the happiest students in the U.S., and for how involved students are on campus. 97% of graduates over the past 5 years were either employed, in graduate school, or in a volunteer program 1 year after graduation.

Student: "I attend Stonehill College!"

Friend: "That's awesome! I heard that is a really nice school!"

Stonehill College by pseudoanth April 29, 2011

Evan Stone 

Known for having one of the most triangle logs in porn. Also Known for having some of the worst acting ever recorded in human history. He is also known for the amount his balls sag. They are said to resemble teabags hung from bunjee ropes.

:Dude with a 1 inch pointy penis:

That guy has such a 1 inch Evan Stoner

Evan Stone by TheRealPornDeal January 6, 2011

stoner 

A stoner is NOT a loser. Stoners are people who smoke pot and have FUN. People are saying stoners are losers and making this world a bad place. It's actually the poeple who don't like them, all they care about is looking "perfect" and having money but are they actually happy, because they have all these loser freinds and fancy cars but could be having more fun being high? Stoners can have fun playing with a napkin or looking at a picture all day so who cares about all that extra money. Maybe it is true how stoners lose brain cell but they gain wisdom in life in exchange. They have a better perspective on life and have more fun living it. They arent how people stereotype them as; a loser who smokes too much weed and gets too agressive. Actually stoners are happier and way more gentle than any other "normal" person in this world and wouldn't hurt a fly. A real stoner doese not go around talking about how much weed he smoked last night either and how "cool" he is. Wow good for you, you smoked a five dollar joint...your point? So basicly a real stoner is some one who smokes pot, doesnt brag about it, and enjoys life while they are doing it. Have you ever seen an un-happy/high person in your life? I haven't. So anyone who says we are losers you can go right to hell with your boring life. God put herb on earth for us to pick and smoke it.

"I'm definately happier than that stoner, I'm smart, have a good job, no freinds. Yup this is the life!"

stoner by Dalton Ward September 1, 2008

matt stone 

the other half of the creative body known as matt and trey. in case you're wondering, the other half is trey parker. anyway, they have created south park and, as of now, are hours away from the debut of season 10. they also made the short lived 'thats my bush', a spoof on george w bush. i say shortlived because it ended in the blink of an eye due to high production costs. they also made cannibal the musical, orgazmo, south park: bigger longer and uncut and team america: world police. i happen to be a HUGE HUGE HUGE matt and trey fan. in my opinion, orgazmo is the best film they have done AS OF YET, with south park a close second.

hey, i heard south park season 10 is starting march 22nd 2006. is it true?
you bet it is. GO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER!!!

matt stone by joemattandtrey April 6, 2006

Joss Stone 

The most amazing live act in the entire world!

Me: OMG I SAW JOSS STONE IN CONCERT, AND SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED, AND I TOUCHED HER ARM!

Joss Stone by Martha90 August 31, 2005