Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 16, 2018

How do you sleep?

a phrase usually said when somebody does something awfully bad,yet they are fine wit´it.

Wren:how do you sleep?

Shelby:like a child

by JohnnyB.Emo July 20, 2021

i can go to sleep

I can review it for you :)

Mom: "I can go to sleep."
Kid: Ohh! Thank you for agreeing to review my work.
Sleep = work

by Dea Sapientiae January 07, 2021

does aiden need sleep

Yes he needs fucking sleep bro

Person 1: bro does Aiden need sleep?

Person 2: hell yeah he does

by Aidenneedssleep September 16, 2019

Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.

Another, more sophisticated way for gentlefolk to say, “take that.”

George: “The mine will fail.”

Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”

by Ross Poldark June 10, 2019

Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat

A streamers lifestyle

Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat is a streamers lifestyle

by iujhg August 07, 2020

Kicks like a sleep twitch

An excessive running adventure through a city or town. Anyone can do it but is hard to truly master if you don't know the papillon.

Damn he really kicks like a sleep twitch

by Praise_Xenu July 30, 2011