When some normal guy who is not rich enough to buy expensive shoes like Yeezys, is trying to act like a thug or gangster but is so fake that it is faker than his own shoes that he bought from a vietnamese fake designers' item seller in vietnam.
If a guy tries to rob you with a plastic knife and a gun with an orange cap while wearing the fakest shoes, you know he is faker than his shoes.
Being faker than his own shoes also applies if someone comes to your house with a knife and when you open the door, he is already holdin his knife at u instead of whipping it out in the middle of convo and tries to speak like a thug and says the n word even tho he is not black. These people normally put down their knife after a couple of seconds and do not put the knife near the throat because he is too pussy. To make somebody extremely faker than his own shoes, the person buys not one but TWO fake yeezys overseas during a holiday.
If a guy tries to rob you with a plastic knife and a gun with an orange cap while wearing the fakest shoes, you know he is faker than his shoes.
Being faker than his own shoes also applies if someone comes to your house with a knife and when you open the door, he is already holdin his knife at u instead of whipping it out in the middle of convo and tries to speak like a thug and says the n word even tho he is not black. These people normally put down their knife after a couple of seconds and do not put the knife near the throat because he is too pussy. To make somebody extremely faker than his own shoes, the person buys not one but TWO fake yeezys overseas during a holiday.
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