Sour-Patch

When you shove sour patch kids in her vagina and eat her out like a child eating and ice cream cone.

“I total sour-patched your mom.”

by httpscam August 16, 2021

Devils Pitchfork

Like a devils threesome except with 3 guys and 1 girl.

Brad and Kevin’s friend Matt showed up, so our devils three-sum turned into a devils pitchfork.

by Marcrombie August 21, 2021

Ghillie Patch

Rarely known condition where your born with a hairless, smooth patch of skin instead of genitalia, these people crave physical attention, as they are aware the can never fornicate. The reason behind the name is simple, derived from the camouflage ghillie suit, ghillie patch got it’s name from the fact that your genitalia is essentially invisible like a soldier in a ghillie suit.

Omg did you know Gavin has a ghillie patch.

Always wondered why I never saw him at a urinal

by TheGreat&PowerfulWizardofOunce August 28, 2021

Sad patch

A period of sadness.

Mary has been in a sad patch ever since her dog died.

by Karen Thrift September 24, 2021

Viral Pitch

That one partner who brings your wildest brand fantasies to life.

In the season of weddings, get hitched to the idea of going VIRAL with Viral Pitch

by ViralPitch November 24, 2021

mia patch

someone who never stops talking also known to be a dumb blonde

“oh mia patch?she never shuts up”

by akakoziabw January 19, 2022

Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.

My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.

by Millo92 January 21, 2022