Rest in Piss

When you pee the bed and still end up drowning in your own piss.

Hannah: Did you hear about John last night? He peed the bed and drowned in all his piss.
Brendan: WOW, rest in piss.

by smegmalord August 13, 2018

piss lips

someone who partakes in the practice of pissing on their own lips, or asking others to do it for them

call him piss lips, don't say i said it though - burnt face man
you piss lips!
you sir/madam are a piss lips

by Herby-666 August 3, 2007

piss hardon

the state of one's pink oboe when suffering from morning wood that can only return to normal once the owner has had a piss

i was going to bang one out but it was a piss hardon i was dealing with.

by keith length August 14, 2006

Taking the piss

To make someone who's trying to seem important less important. Derives from the piss-boner men wake up with in the morning, it's a fake boner. If you took the piss away, there would be no boner. Do you see?

That's the original meaning, however taking the piss now means just giving someone a ribbing and in the most part not meaning to be malicious.

Original meaning:

Guy 1: "Hey guys, what do you think to my awesome new haircut?"

Guy 2: "I think you look like a fucking prick, mate...you look like a real slob".

Other guys: "Haha, Guy 2 really took the piss out of guy 1!"

Meaning as it is now:

Guy 1: "Man, I only got a 45 on my last assignment"

Guy 2: "Haha that's fucking shit!"

Guy 1: "Don't be so mean"

Guy 2: "Cheer up man, I was only taking the piss"

by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007

piss baby

dream smp? is that u?!?! 😫

tommy is a piss baby haha

by pissbabyearth May 23, 2021

Piss Rampage

The feeling you get when your dick explodes from extreme urination. Happens when you hold your urge to urinate for more than two days.

Rick held his urge to pee for several days, when he finally decided to go, he suffered Piss Rampage.

by A Shit Being December 28, 2010

Battle Piss

Best played in urinals, battle piss is similar to battle shits. Two, three, or even four contenders load up their bladders, and release their powerful streams against the back of the urinal. whoever pisses the loudest, whether a player vote, or judge vote, wins.

Me and jimmy played battle piss, but his stream was so loud, people outside the bathroom heard it.

by 123456POKEMON February 20, 2009