Masturbating furiously
by CreativityNonexistent May 21, 2018

by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox June 13, 2018

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position
by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019

by hiting my phone up May 11, 2016

i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie
by adam schilling November 10, 2002

A girl and/or woman who is about her business and uses one phone for personal matters, whilst the other is used to slang drugs
"it's hard to find decent girl drug dealers man"
"what do you mean, Jenna is definitely a 2 cell phone shawty
"what do you mean, Jenna is definitely a 2 cell phone shawty
by swisherbishop June 6, 2016

by reece10i March 16, 2021
