chop down the tree

Jerk off

Hey I’m going to go chop down the tree

by anonymous July 6, 2023

chop

a code word used when with your girlfriend but want to point out a hot ass to your buddies. usually a chop is a anything tight and fresh on the market. chubby girls can be reffered to ass pork chops, white girls are usually lamb chops, asian girls would be chop suey. twin asian girls would be called chop sticks. this term was coined when at canadas wonderland and i karate chopped my cousin everytime i saw something i wanted to tap, wich was very often. deff needed to hit the old chopping block.

ya man im so hungry i could go for some chop suey right about now, if he agrees he says hell ya, or eww id rather have some lamb chops.

by southwestsaint October 17, 2010

chopped

when something or someone is retarded/ mentally not there; out of this universe (fcked up)
Extreme version of fried

Did you see what Harry did last night, that's so chopped!
She is so chopped!
That was chopped!

by oakkamb August 18, 2021

Chop sueyed

In really bad shape

My bad is chop sueyed.
That car is chop sueyed. Lol

by The imperial skateboard p August 5, 2025

Chops

What brass players call their lips. If their lips hurt from too much playing, they're "out of chops"

"Can you hit that high A?"
"Not today, my chops are gone. "

by Man of Meese March 24, 2020

Chop

An extremely unattractive or ugly person. Declined face card.

“Do you think she’s pretty”? … No she’s a “chop” !!

by FemmeFatale 444 December 8, 2024

Clam chop

When one slaps/kicks/punches/karate chops a woman in the pussy/vagina

Billy Ray clam chopped Sally Mae's vagina after he found out she was cheating

by Acrae Mliyah October 17, 2017