boots

noun. Sneakers, especially high-top sneakers.

You got Nutella on my boots!

by ereldogg December 8, 2024

Boot Sucker

When you support the police even when its blatantly obvious that they broke the law.

George Floyd deserved to die that cop did nuffin wrong

Shut the fuck up you fucking Boot Sucker did you even gag? Probably Not

by anonymous July 23, 2025

lunch boot

the act of forgetting ones footwear while hastily returning from lunch

"where is your other shoe?"
"OH SHIT!, I must must have left it in the lunchroom!"

"Oh boy...another lunchboot"

see boot soup

by oren November 21, 2004

boot grinder

When one takes his/her fork and scrapes food off of it only using the bottom teeth as if scraping excriment off the bottom of your boot on a curb.

Austen: Did you see how that dude ate his food?
Nick: Yea what a fucking boot grinder!

by The one and only Biggs December 10, 2015

boot

if there is some1 that you don't like for various reasons, then they are a boot

see her she is such a fukin boot

by LAURA December 28, 2004

Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

Boot

marine corps term used to describe a recent boot camp graduate. You can tell by their high and tight haircut, yelling out cadences when running/walking, often works out with a camelback, and posts obnoxious stuff on how "motivated" and "dedicated" they are on social media. Will also brag about how they love to serve their country to their civilian friends and cry at the sight of a bald eagle.

Jon: "God damn fucking field day again"
Boot fuck: "Oorah, kill kill, fucking motivated and dedicated"

Jon:"fucking boot"

by Knight_slayer April 29, 2015