by DolinDog April 17, 2016
n. 1. A master of the martial art of akisu.
2. One who repairs computer hardware or software as though it were a martial art form.
3. A hacker.
4. Probably also an actual ninja who acts as a "sneak thief".
2. One who repairs computer hardware or software as though it were a martial art form.
3. A hacker.
4. Probably also an actual ninja who acts as a "sneak thief".
Whoa dude, my computer is, like, seriously deranged. I'm taking it to see my friend; she's, like, an akisu ninja. She can fix anything.
by rinchomatic September 08, 2009
by PurpleOwl22 March 27, 2019
The beginning of ninja hour is signified by actions one attemps and succeeds where they would usually fail.
by PseudoVoid August 19, 2008
(noun) A pants thief. One who steals pants by any means necessary. Rather be with wit, humor, charm or by whipping out his katana, the pants will be surrendered.
by PantsNinja February 09, 2015
1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.
2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.
2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.
"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."
by KaitlynNTom January 30, 2014
Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013