Ex girlfriend

The sister of your next girlfriend

My "ex girlfriends" sister is pretty hot, I should date her.

by Superpussyslayer July 12, 2022

Your Mom's Girlfriend

Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐

"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom July 14, 2022

Tudor's girlfriend

The most amazing human being ever existing in this world.
Her presence lights up the entire space and her eyes are unique.
Her hugs take your problems away. She is smart, intelligent and a loving person.
It is a privilege to have her in your life.

Look man, she is too amazing to be true. She must be Tudor's girlfriend, man.

by 05102021 July 22, 2022

Best Girlfriend

Otherwise an Emily. Someone charming, sweet, and funny, who always has your back.

Damn that Emily is the sweetest in the world. She must be the best girlfriend.

by Texasrenamedtekas July 29, 2022

A girlfriend

Something that I never got in my life

I don’t have a girlfriend

by The new nuts July 31, 2022

National Girlfriend Day

The day of which we all become devoted to out girlfriends (not that we already do that). But theres always a day for that :).

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, its National Girlfriend Day. Let's go on a date.

by theonethatstayed August 1, 2022

Girlfriend

Something that does not exist. Something it is impossible to obtain.

Girlfriend? I’ve never heard of that Pokémon.

by Mr. I don’t know August 2, 2022