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monday moment

A moment of dis organization or confusion, perhaps caused by being hungover from the weekend, or just generally frazzled from the first day in a work week. Occurs on Mondays at the office when a general lapse in facade is made, during a period (at work) when your supposed to be professional.
I can't believe it! I completely dropped the ball and forgot to send RSVP for that meeting! I completely screwed up that whole project as a result. I hate these monday moments I have. Thank god tomorrow's tuesday.
by The Immaculate Geisbrecht July 20, 2010
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troll moment

When someone experiences the attitude of a troll, normally when commenting on facebook or youtube and using words that trolls would use such as gay, fag, retard, sexist or racist comments, shit about celebrities or even conspiracy theories about the government and 9/11.
the other day i commented on a justin bieber music video saying: "He's such a retarded fag who likes to suck nigger dicks all day and i bet he was the one responsible for 9/11."
it was such a troll moment!
by johnvogerconartistextrodinaire December 12, 2010
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Wakeup Moment

When the situation you are currently in is so awful that you hit rock bottom, and have a sudden moment of realisation that things can't go on this way, a sort of last straw moment when you realise you need to change something as things can't possibly stay this bad.
Dude, that's a Wakeup Moment right there.
by Wakeupmomentfromhell September 10, 2010
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Wes Moment

Wow, you just explained your own joke? What a Wes Moment
by Basketboy February 5, 2023
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Glitcher Moment

When someone does something of stupidity after repeatedly being requested not to.
Person 1 - Wow, this voice call is really fun!
Person 2 - Yeah, I agree, we should play some games sometime!
Person 3 - Hey guys, can I screenshare?
Person 1 - No, please don’t, i’m running a graphic-intensive game right now.
Person 3 - Ok, i’ll screenshare.
Person 1 - What the fuck, why is my game crashing?!
Person 3 - Oh shit, i’m sorry.
Person 2 - Wow, that’s a glitcher moment.
by pocoraven April 21, 2020
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Hamblin moment

When a person of autistic behaviours commits a very idiotic or aspergers related act. Typically done by the man the moment was named after, Hamblin.
Jake: fucking hell
Charles: what?
Jake: I just came all over my wall and now it’s all dried up and you can smell it from outside
Charles: absolute Hamblin moment
by Absolute buffoonery January 31, 2021
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James Moment

A situation in which a person will say or dosomething not meant to be heard/seen by others. However, during said moment, a person not meant to have heard/seen (i.e. a teacher or someone of authority) will notice the action, usually by being within close proximity

Stupid Person's Definition:
A person says or does something stupid by a teacher
(James:)
Hey, Courtney, did you see what happened the other day? I took this rancid nasty jizzed-up condom and slapped Zack in the eye with it!

(Tonya:)
*ahem* ...teacher...

(James:)
Oh, darn! *slaps knee* I just had a bona-fide James Moment!
by xYamakunx May 4, 2009
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