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Automatic Light Switches

Something you install in your house if you want your life to be harder.
Fuck, my wife just installed automatic light switches.
by The Pandalorian January 27, 2020
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Infinite Light Program

A program invented by reprehensible human beings to exploit those who are vulnerable and extort from struggling families.

Infinite Light is the so-called power to see without eyes. It serves as a coping mechanism by ignoring modern day problems and teaches infinite light children to be fucking DUMB
by penis tent lover 23 June 5, 2020
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Light Switch Policy

Light Switch Policy is a policy formulated by a country, organization or entity suffering under unsustainable or poor economic condition meant to persuade other parties within international community to gain investment, loan or any form of financial support from other entity for a certain period of time or condition until it become sustainable to run their own economy to the point of self-reliance (even break off of previously established financial support agreement or foreign trade with other entity) which in the long run enters a new stage of gradually decline in economic growth up to the point of unsustainability, thus repeating the first stage. Therefore creating a cycle of inconsistent policies switching between opening (on) and isolating (off) attitudes regarding international agreement of financial support or foreign trade, just like a light switch.
North Korea might implement a new type of policy known as Light Switch Policy thus become open to international community for certain period of time and back to isolation in the next period.
by thelegendtwentyeven January 31, 2021
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Red Light Rule

It is the act of making out with your significant other when stopped at a red light. This you have to do every time. Period.
My girlfriend and I always obey the red light rule. We love it!

Stacy broke up with her boyfriend after he failed to obey the red light rule three times in a row.
by lord0caedus May 28, 2010
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Skipping red lights

Having sex with a girl while she's on her period
My girlfriend said she was on her period but she was horny. I asked her "are we skipping red lights tonight?"
by Light skipper August 30, 2017
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polymorphic light eruption

It means your basically f*cked. You can't do anything. Your stuck inside, like a vampire. Watching all your friends hang out in the sun where you can't. Your iching like hell and yeah you get the point.
Person 1: hey why can't that girl come outta her house. She's just there.

Person 2: oh yeah she has polymorphic light eruption. So basically she's a vampire.
by Green_Unicorn420 May 19, 2018
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Star Light Zone

The fifth zone in Sonic the Hedgehog 1. The music is chill and the levels go by pretty fast. Probably one of the most forgettable zones in the Sonic series unfortunately.
Time to play some Star Light Zone and oh I…already beat it within 2 minutes.
by HyperFaker December 29, 2022
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