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Jude Law

A man who plays charectors who are lacking in moral fiber and charector
not so difrent from him self in real life and gets frequent blow jobs from Sean Penn
jude law - cheating idiot
Alfie -cheating idiot
Talented Mr Ripley - cheating idiot
crockadile tears- murdering idiot and a KAD
Closer- cheating bastard in this one
The Holiday- trying to convince us he is not a peace of shit ( and yet still nailed cameron diez in less then five minuutes ) O yes what a GOOD Guy
by Record keeper April 10, 2007
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Mother in Law

This term is used for defining a mother that is in law.
Man your mom is a lawyer. I guess you could say she is a mother in law.
by xXxP00nS1aY3r420xXx May 31, 2015
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Brummel's Law

Brummel's Law states that once you've sworn off a particular habit or vice, an opportunity to engage in said habit or vice presents itself almost immediately.
Lara: Damn, I'm on the wagon for the next couple months, and now all of my friends suddenly want to have a social life. This sucks.

Roger: It's Brummel's Law!
by Brummel January 19, 2011
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pepe's law

anything that can be memed, will be memed.
"why do they keep meming spogebob?"
"because of pepe's law bro."
by creed of travis September 1, 2018
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Danny's Law

section a:if one promises a party, one must deliver

section b: if the above is not fulfilled, the bro who has promised then denied his bros a party shall be sack-tapped 5 times from every bro who was promised the aforementioned party from the said time of denial until the end of eternity

section c: the above section will not apply if the bro who denies the party has decent reason to cancel the party, which shall be decided by the bros invited to the aforementioned party

section d: if the complied reason is sent to a fair vote and voted unfavourably, each and every bro hath opportunity to sack tap said first bro less than or equal to five (5) times

section d(a): if said sack taps are exhausted but one or more bros sack taps said first bro and uses the denial of the party as justification, thou bro is a dick hence usual rules apply
Dude: Broseph cancelled his party! WTF?!
Bro: Looks like Danny's law is about to take effect.
Dude: Was there a reason.
Bro: Nah.
Dude: Danny's law.
by DJBridge765 July 8, 2012
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Roman law

Laws from Rome.
Those Savages use Roman law over in Alaska. They make Polar Bears fight in an arena.
by Roman Law March 8, 2017
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Stradinger's Law

The principle that, in a professional environment, the person(s) who critically block your forward progress at any given moment are in a meeting when you go to look for them.
Peter: I was looking for Josep, Tony and Rafael for an architectural decision, and they're all in the architecture meeting.
Dominic: That's Stradinger's Law for you.
by emlprime July 7, 2010
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