When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:
This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.
Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).
Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"
This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.
Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).
Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"
Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"
by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 21, 2023
Get the The Hairy Knuckle Werther'smug. by Not_worth_it June 12, 2020
Get the Sixth knuckle deepmug. by BananuhhHammock July 12, 2022
Get the Poo knucklemug. some dead meme that died quicky.
it was kinda cringy tbh but yeahhhh.....
its some stupid thing from this game called vr chat
it was kinda cringy tbh but yeahhhh.....
its some stupid thing from this game called vr chat
5 year old: do u know de way?
me: shut up
5 year old: ugandan knuckles is the b e s t
me: dude that died last year
5 year old: >:(
me: shut up
5 year old: ugandan knuckles is the b e s t
me: dude that died last year
5 year old: >:(
by NicholasTheAverageHuman October 26, 2018
Get the ugandan knucklesmug. When one inserts his/her fingers, one by one, into his/her cousins rectum. Snapping each finger backwards until all are broken.
Wife: Give me an Alabama knuckle popper.
Husband: WTF!!!
Wife: Put your fingers in my ass, and break them.
Husband: NO!
Wife: DO IT PUSSY!
Husband: WTF!!!
Wife: Put your fingers in my ass, and break them.
Husband: NO!
Wife: DO IT PUSSY!
by Hugh_Janus53 September 4, 2018
Get the alabama knuckle poppermug. 1) Glaze your knuckles is when a guy masturbates. 2)Scott- I love to glaze my knuckles. 3)Stop glazing your knuckles so much loser.
by Lala Loopsy 1995 December 19, 2017
Get the glaze your knucklesmug. “Yo, the cops just raided that Korean massage joint around the corner!”
“For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”
“For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”
by Lopsin June 22, 2024
Get the Bare-knuckle hand-pullmug.