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The Hairy Knuckle Werther's

When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:

This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.

Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).

Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"
Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"
by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 21, 2023
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Sixth knuckle deep

Puting you arm past the elbow inside somebody
Im gonna fist you so hard I'm going sixth knuckle deep!
by Not_worth_it June 12, 2020
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Poo knuckle

I’m not entirely sure , but she definitely has one.
No, no,no I mean she has a poo knuckle. For real for real.
by BananuhhHammock July 12, 2022
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ugandan knuckles

some dead meme that died quicky.
it was kinda cringy tbh but yeahhhh.....
its some stupid thing from this game called vr chat
5 year old: do u know de way?
me: shut up
5 year old: ugandan knuckles is the b e s t
me: dude that died last year
5 year old: >:(
by NicholasTheAverageHuman October 26, 2018
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alabama knuckle popper

When one inserts his/her fingers, one by one, into his/her cousins rectum. Snapping each finger backwards until all are broken.
Wife: Give me an Alabama knuckle popper.
Husband: WTF!!!
Wife: Put your fingers in my ass, and break them.
Husband: NO!
Wife: DO IT PUSSY!
by Hugh_Janus53 September 4, 2018
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glaze your knuckles

Glaze your knuckles Means when a guy masturbates , Jacks Off Rubs One Out
1) Glaze your knuckles is when a guy masturbates. 2)Scott- I love to glaze my knuckles. 3)Stop glazing your knuckles so much loser.
by Lala Loopsy 1995 December 19, 2017
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Bare-knuckle hand-pull

A specialty service provided by many Korean massage parlors
“Yo, the cops just raided that Korean massage joint around the corner!”
For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”
by Lopsin June 22, 2024
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