Literally the most beautiful girl in the universe. Katie has the most prettiest eyes, a gorgeous smile, beautiful long red hair but at the same time is also a poopy face. gay.
by katie cooper is a poopyhead May 12, 2019

by howdychilds May 10, 2020

To take excessive extra credit classes & workload, somehow end up a valedictorian from it & then for the rest of your life think you're THAT smart.
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 3, 2021

First let's start with your name, who spells their name with extra letters? Now let's move into looks. You. Are. Not. Cute. Bangs are a hard no. Your style sucks, no one thinks you look good. You gross people out, imagine looking like a naked mole rat and raccoon at the same time. By how who look everyone has the idea you smoke crack, honestly I believe them, coming into the bathroom to stalk little girls that a little weird maybe you should talk to someone...
"hey do you know who Katie stahmann is?"
"Yeah I'm scared of her she likes to stalk me in the bathroom and she won't leave me alone
"Yeah I'm scared of her she likes to stalk me in the bathroom and she won't leave me alone
by JadeAlbright March 21, 2019

by cynthiataylorsversion June 4, 2023

Probably the best person you will ever meet. has beautiful eyes. Is super smart and good at everything she tries. Best friend you could possibly have and puts others before herself. Is super funny, thoughtful,energetic, and generous. Is very athletic and pretty.Usually has SUPER thick blond hair. Usually has like, five boys in love with her at once. If you are her friend or boyfriend don't ever let her go. You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
Dude 1: Man, I think I'm in love. There is this super gorgeous and smart girl in my class, but I don't think she even knows I exist.
Dude 2: Is her name Katie?
Dude 1: How did you know?!?!
Dude 2: Is her name Katie?
Dude 1: How did you know?!?!
by Luna_GraNger September 2, 2019

by Boomer bitch ass January 4, 2020
