Locke Johnson

Poker reference to an unbeatable hand

when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all

by pinokeyoh December 8, 2024

Teagan Johnson

White trash skank with little boobs

See that girl there she's a total Teagan Johnson

by Qunicy Jones January 19, 2020

Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024

Corbin Johnson.

A Hot mf he’s practically the human tripod

oh wow i could really go for a corbin johnson. to fill my thirst

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023

Trevor Johnson

There’s just something about him that all the girls find attractive but they don’t know what it is. He makes beats

Trevor Johnson is so sexy!

by Silky Smelly Nutsack November 10, 2020

Johnson

A really really cool last name.

Mr Johnson came late to class

by potato chomp mongolian chicken May 29, 2022

Johnson

Johnson is a cool kid that loves sports like basketball. He is funny, cool, smart, and loyal. He’s a chill dude that loves to play basketball.

Damn is that Johnson, he’s dope and hot.

by BBCSins November 24, 2021