bougeir Johnson

That massive goon in your friend group who nobody likes and has a small weiner.

Wow landon your are such a bougeir Johnson

by BigBot15 March 21, 2022

Tell Mr. Johnson

to snitch on someone

Osana Najimi: WELL, WELL, WELL! Look at those two sussy bakas near my tree!
Ayano: I swear IF you piss me off then I'm going to tell Mr. Johnson

by JayMoneySpamsL2 January 24, 2022

Patrick Johnson

In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)

The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.

by big_hungoids January 25, 2022

Jojo Johnson

Where you give a transgender a blowjob and then cumshot in the ears and lick the ears and start licking the crack whilst the transgender hasn’t wiped and you’ve got shit over your face and start tongue kissing aggressively until you feel sick and be sick all over the genitals and stay aggressively sucking on the genital and jumping until they cum and eat all the cum and then you start jumping them until you cum and start licking your own cum and anything left over until you eventually pass out

Me and my partner had a JoJo Johnson and it was amazing!

by Lg49 January 29, 2022

Johnson

It’s a damn haircut

Wow, you have a really nice Johnson. Can I touch it

by Hdhsushebjeidid February 5, 2022

Juicy Johnson

When "eating box" ( giving a woman head ) it is most times a very good technique to spell out letters with your tongue... famously so when In the act of munching box spelling out Juicy Johnson yields some of the best results...

"Henrey gave here the juicy Johnson last night... all I could hear was screaming"

by Artoiz February 6, 2022

Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.

Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.

by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021