Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money
I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.
by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019
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Don Johnson

Sporting a suit (or sports) jacket with sleeve holes pushed up to the elbow region.
"Oh dear. My jacket makes me feel overdressed at this party."
"You can always Don Johnson it?
by Purring Pony October 29, 2024
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Chad Johnson

A chad johnson: A profoundly nice cock. To have a chad johnson means to have some serious shmeat.
That Obama, while he ruined America he really did have quite the chad johnson.
by FakeJSchlatt June 10, 2020
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Manila Johnson

Used to describe someone that spends all day sh*tposting, usually at work
Zoo Wee Muma!!! You are being such a Manila Johnson, do some work!!!!
by RowleyWimpyJefferson November 02, 2023
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aaron taylor johnson

someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
by wingsbymm October 16, 2023
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Aaron Taylor Johnson

“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson”

“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
by Tori8su April 10, 2022
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Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)
Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
by mbewvy February 23, 2025
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