Job Shopping

The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.
Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.
by aman13 July 31, 2010
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Hack Job

(NOT A HIT JOB, IDIOTS)

Poorly-done attempt at a task. Can also be a person who does these kinds of things.
Guy1: Hey why did I tell Kim to finish painting the walls, and they are still not fucking done, after 4 hours?
Girl1: You hired a hack job.
by rfsniper March 30, 2018
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Cinema-Job

Getting a blow job in a movie theater
Aaron: "Dude Jen gave me a Cinema-Job durin' Sahara"
Ryan: "Wow that movie must have really sucked"
Aaron: "Ya, it sucked the second time to..."
Ryan: "You lucky bastard..."
by Mr. Joe Hungry March 17, 2008
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Puppy Job

Licking a face after eating ass and performing oral on a dude.
Hey dude your girls just gave you a puppy job
by Lyf3_truth February 19, 2019
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job creation

The act of unzipping one's trousers or slacks.
Even in a slow economy, Clinton was willing to demonstrate his acumen at job creation, even for the unpaid position of White House Intern. His "tally" is surely more than the geckoesque sum total of Mitt Romney's employment strategies.
by Newt's shrunken Newt December 13, 2011
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Job Suckurity

Continued employment assured by the natural expression of incompetence and stupidity of your co-workers.
Since I'm the only one who can get anything done around here, I have plenty of job suckurity.
by jobsuckurity July 08, 2010
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Grape Job

When a girl or boy stuffs their mouth and nose with grapes, and proceeds to give head to someone while having grapes in their mouth and nose to stimulate the receiving party.

One can give themselves a Grape Job, this would require them to remove a rib though.
She's a freak! She wanted to give me a grape job
by cumguzler25 October 23, 2019
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