tint job

when getting a hanbjob, blowjob, the sex, or other sexual activities done in a tinted out lincoln

That party last night was crazy. I getting a tint job in the linc the whole night.

by hard cack October 26, 2011

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Job Shame

Condemning someone for working a lesser job, waitress, cashier, etc.

Ross job shamed Rachel as "just a waitress" when deciding whether or not to date her.

by Brook Byrnes May 23, 2015

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Cinema-Job

Getting a blow job in a movie theater

Aaron: "Dude Jen gave me a Cinema-Job durin' Sahara"
Ryan: "Wow that movie must have really sucked"
Aaron: "Ya, it sucked the second time to..."
Ryan: "You lucky bastard..."

by Mr. Joe Hungry March 25, 2008

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A complete and utter failure at any particular activity (sports, driving, walking, etc...), when a person does something so horribly that it warrants laughter it is appropriate for one to yell out "Schmib Job"

Wow that guy that just tripped over the curb pulled off one hell of a schmib job.

by kantori84 July 20, 2009

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Squirrel-Job

The act of taking the scrotum and testicles into ones mouth and putting the testicles into opposite cheeks. This may involve one or more sets of testes and include making a squirrel like smacking sounds.

Kathys' face is so chubby and bumpy it always looks like she's doing a three way squirrel-job.

The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.

by Nutty Tech September 3, 2014

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brita job

when you drink a large quantity of water (2+ liters at one time), then have a female partner perform Fellatio/give you a BJ/head, and then unbeknownst to them unload a stream of piss in her mouth. Normally done as an act of Vengence or as a comical surprise.

Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "baby, I just gave you a Brita job"

Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "Yea Fuck Chuck behind my back, You fucked up! Now get outta my house!" I thought that was a secret, how did he find out.

by Gezu$ January 26, 2010

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