Dire Dire Dated

So old that your grandmother pulled out the archives

"Can you believe Principle Skinner called in an all men's lunch force? No more lunch ladies, just JOHNS"
"No cap, that's Dire Dire Dated! Check out Rick and Morty, The Anime!"

by DavidCScotts March 19, 2025

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broke date

Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.

MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.

by roberst September 6, 2011

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sevens date sevens

The theory that two people should only date if they are equally as attractive on a scale from 1-10.

Chris is a 4 and Kylie is a 8. Sevens date sevens- it'll never work out.

by erroronthepage September 7, 2007

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Five Finger Date

When you have a date with your five fingers.

He has a five finger date tonight.

by goothnux January 13, 2021

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date train

when a person cannot bring themselves to stop on-line dating--even when they are not enjoying all the frustration it can bring (while of course waiting to meet "the one").

Laura found herself busy with multiple dates that were rather disappointing. Yet, she couldn't bring herself to get off the date train and just take a break, or try a different site.

by synchrogal October 16, 2010

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Dating

Verb

Dating - To make eating dates a regular part of one's diet. Compare to the noun Dater.

Noun

Dater - One who makes dating a regular part of their diet

John has been dating lately especially as an appetizer and sugar substitute

by Festus Finlooper January 2, 2022

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