Spaghetti theory

N. To throw multiple ideas against out (against the proverbial wall) to see what sticks. Similar to chaos theory, think tank and/or spitball theory. Often used by conspiracy theorists.

Both political parties use the Associated Press (AP) to push their Spaghetti Theory (theories) about rival candidates.

by Tseas October 5, 2020

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

L Theory

The L theory, a theory that states that anyone with a name that starts with the letter L is a certified cutie.

Does your girlfriend's name start with an L? If so, she's definitely following the L theory.

by Lennitth September 14, 2021

Spank theory

The spank theory originates from ShyoWager, it is a theory in Valorant esports that says a team can only get spanked a certain amount of rounds before they get turned on, get hard and fuck the other team.

Have you heard of the spank theory?
Yes, MIBR are ready to fuck 100 Thieves

by Sh0ma August 7, 2025

H theory

Happiness theory, a set of hypothetical beliefs that happiness and euphoria will be the cause of human conformity.

H theory is not New Age BS like other theories out there.

by W3ird-X November 8, 2021

black strat theory

used as a term that describes bad guitarists. it collides with the fact that the black strat is a very popular beginner guitar.

you see someone playing badly on a black stratocaster, hence comes the black strat theory.

by agoust092 December 8, 2025

Recurve Theory

When someone is jerking off, and their ejaculation lands in their face/mouth. Self facial.

Yo! Did you hear how weston did recurve theory!

by UPIC November 8, 2025