real hours

The greatest Internet family

I am a part of the real hours family!

by max_2506 January 20, 2021

halfy hour

Halfy Hour is the happy time of day in restaurants when anppetizers and drinks are half price.

It makes me happy to get appetizers and drinks half price during Halfy Hour at my favorite restaurant!

by Karen68 August 11, 2024

sadcarran hours

Thinking to much that you get sad and think for hours while listening to sad music.

"Why are you still up , its 1AM"
"Sorry its just sadcarran hours"

by Sadcarran November 4, 2017

Sad Cuh Hours

When you are a sad cuh and are in your feels ; ((

and sum goofy ahhh playlist on Spotify 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Bro, I've been listening to sad cuh hours on Spotify. I recently lost my Roblox gf and am in my feels.

by SavageBandit324 September 12, 2022

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

12 hours

Man... Do you know how long it took to make Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can? Months! Months!

Hym "I cleaned for 12 hours straight! And 2 hours after I got out of work! God I hate that bitch! She didn't even come back to check my plumbing... Stupid bitch! And she's so fucking ignorant! She doesn't even know she actively just destroyed the ultimate performance art! 'I need to check your plumbing... Clean your apartment!' Fucking imbecile! And now my house stinks like bleach... Man... Why won't you assholes just go extinct already?"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2024

Cocktail hour

The time of the day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.

Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight, it's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of the night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.

by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024