im so horny

this is a phrase that no female will ever say to you dumbfuck

person 1: hey mommy
person 2: *dials 911
person 1: *gets raped by for mexicans in a truck
person 2: joins in the action
person 1: im so horny

by nanometer defeater November 27, 2023

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Jinu

Damn I’m feeling so horny you could call me Jinu rn

by yangyangmorow November 7, 2021

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Are you here for written porn or other ways of saying it because words get redundant over time? If it's the second one here's some words!!!

-hot and bothered
-aroused
-lustful
-libidinous
-lascivious
-turned on
-goatish
-lecherous
-randy
-satyric
-salacious

It wouldn't submit this for way too long because it said I didn't write "horny" in the example but I wrote "horny" like twice this website is stupid

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by Cringe username September 18, 2023

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horny monster

evil spirit that visits regularly to make you horny

ugh horny monster has come knocking on my door
I slayed the horny monster
perhaps we should embrace the horny monster

by ModularMechie July 24, 2025

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Horny Insomniac

A move where a person must stay awake for multiple days, and then fucks his companion, trying to stay awake long enough to pull out.

I tried the horny insomniac with my wife, but I failed and now shes pregnant.

by Dongle dude 666 June 5, 2018

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Storm Horny

A condition that many bowlers experience -- stated simply, a bowler who has unconditional love for Storm Products bowling equipment, and for a good reason, as Storm Products is hailed as one of the best bowling ball manufacturers in the world.

Anthony: Is ten Storm Bowling balls enough?
Nathan: Not if you're Storm horny!

by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2020

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